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The muscular nugs of Bruce Banner are what happens when raw power unites with pure intentions. It grabs you by the lapels and says “today’s the day, man,” and before you know it you’ve written 3 one-act plays and a piano concerto that can only be played on electric guitar.

Bruce Banner 2g Smarty Plants | Grassdoor

Bruce Banner by Smarty Plants | Grassdoor

Mendo Breath is essentially a small but wide-bodied airplane with an unusually bulbous nose. It is powered by two vanilla turbine engines that emit nothing but caramel. Definitely not for use during the workday unless you are employed as a professional cloud watcher or hug instructor.

Mendo Breath 2g Flower Smarty Plants | Grassdoor

A cross of Do-Si-Dos and Lava Cake, these frosty, chunky buds are full of nutty, earthy goodness that lifts you up while it calms you down.

Peanut Butter Souffle 3.5g Flower by Smarty Plants | Grassdoor

Like its namesake dessert, this strain delivers a sweet flavor profile and lifts your spirits and that makes it a great daytime smoke. Unlike its namesake, this strain also delivers a potent but clear-headed high and is also weed rather than cake.

Tres Leches 3.5g Flower by Smarty Plants | Grassdoor

Sweet and heavy like industrial-strength pudding, this calendar-clearing indica forms a warm, squishy buffer between your brain and the outside world.

Get Ice Cream Cake 3.5g by Smarty Plants delivered straight to your door--usually within the hour

Ice Cream Cake 3.5g | Smarty Plants

Just like drinking straight from the udder of the world’s first cow-strawberry cross. You’ll feel talkative but relaxed.

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Strawberry Milk 3.5g Jar by Smarty Plants

Cherry Punch is a cross of Cherry AK-47 and Purple Punch. Reach for an eighth of Cherry Punch next time you're in the market for fruity, slightly skunky flavors and a potent, giddy, yet cerebral high.&nbsp;Flavor and Aroma: Fruity, Sweet, SkunkyReported Effects: Happy, Cerebral, Euphoric

Get Cherry Punch 3.5g Flower by Smartly Plants  delivered straight to your door--usually within the hour--Grassdoor's fast marijuana delivery. 

Cherry Punch 3.5g Flower by Smartly Plants

If you found a gas pump that dispensed grape milkshakes, you’d be a little giddy at first but then you’d probably have a few grape shakes and then peacefully doze off, only to wake up in a bed of grape taffy. And then you would know what it’s like to smoke grapes and cream.

Grapes and Cream 3.5g Flower by Smarty Plants | Grassdoor

These dense buds have floral and citrus flavors with earthy undertones. You’ll laugh. You’ll have some great ideas. And then you’ll fall asleep.

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Melon Sorbet 3.5g Flower by Smarty Plants

A funky, grassy, OG, Sativa-dominant hybrid that whisks you into a square dance at a nudist colony before giving you a deep tissue massage.

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Fatso 3.5g Flower by Smarty Plants | Grassdoor

With the pungent aroma of a labrador retriever that just came in from a very heavy rain and knocked over a spice rack, this hybrid delivers a little disorientation before turning all of your senses up to 11.

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Chem D 3.5g Flower by Smarty Plants | Grassdoor

Remember that time when your uncle let you take his diesel-powered lemon out for a spin? Well, you will after a few puffs of this strong, spiky, citrusy, sativa hybrid.

Get Iced Lemonade 3.5g Flower by Smarty Plants delivered straight to your door--usually within the hour--Grassdoor's fast Cannabis delivery.

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